Hell, we’re shocked they allow voting in some of these states.

The federal government used to have to send in armed guards to ensure EVERYONE got to vote. Not just Cletus Vanderbilt the 13th.

The best part?

He called to concede and she let that little ratfucker go to voicemail.

Welp it’s been more than 4 hours (looks down) better see a doctor.

Good thing we elected three of them yesterday.