1997 to before Facebook existed were the best Internet years.

I have memories from the early 90s playing a DOS version of Dig-Dug all day when I didn’t want to go to school.

I doubt they came together. The man always cums but the woman rarely does.

Did she have it refrigerated & sent with ice packs? If not, eew, major health code violation & I assume you didn’t die of worms since you’re here to tell a story about how thoughtful your mom is.