Cosmoooooooo

I have second-hand knowledge of my sister’s boyfriend who keeps a dozen Rhinos in his apartment. He says it’s just fine. No problems at all. He loves them and wants another dozen.

It’s cool, tho because I don’t know any details of anything that I’m talking about.

Dumbass.

That’s true. Teacup and potbelly pigs are full-sized pigs being marketed to stupid people. How stupid? Stupid enough that they want to keep a pig as a pet because oinque oinque, STOP RESISTING! As American pigs do.

“chainmail-style”

No. No no no no no. Chainmail is armor. Chainmail-style is fucking gibberish in this context.

Thank you for the standard psychopath answer. 100% You made it!

“Well, I can’t correct spelling without mentioning stabbing someone in the eye, and that’s totally normal. Oh, and I have to point out that I’m being ‘classist’ for no reason at all. It really ties the nutjob statement together.”

We used to say “You’re a dumb fuck that can’t spell”. Now we insult their “spelling checker”?

Spelling checker? Who the fuck says “spelling checker”?

What OP really meant was that they were having a stroke. What you meant was that you communicate through your butthole. Because you just spew bullshit.

“That guy over there meant this, Because I Said So!”

People didn’t shut up when writing was invented, and they sure as fuck haven’t shut up with the invention of the telephone, computer, or interwebbing.

You sure haven’t shut it. I sure haven’t either.

This is a chart of how badly their projection assumptions/software is.

Summary of projections: Wrong. wrong. wrong. wrong again. wrong. wrong. wrong. wrong. way wrong. very wrong. still wrong. wrong. wrong. wrong.

Fascists always dreaming of the next fascist thing they can use to scare people.

In this case, fictional fascist bullshit.

This guy should be more worried about the alien grass that covers the entire planet in 2035. You know, stupid, cheap fiction that can’t be confirmed or denied for another 10 years. “But it’s so scary!” - fascist.

“But you’re jumping to conclusions!” - says guy dreaming of the “United Empire of Earth”. Right the fuck out of a fascist playbook. Empire, my ass.

No, you’re convinced of anything of the sort. You’re just spewing bullshit.

“in 2026, I am convinced the world ended in 2011”. Fucking gibberish. Sort it out.

You’re an extremely negative person. I can see every year getting shittier for you. Especially as you try to make your prediction come true.

No, the world did not end in 2011. It began ending the day it was created. That’s how planets and solar systems work.

That’s called apologetics. Religious people use it constantly to explain away reality.

Deconvert, your religion is showing.

Bullshit. There’s been plenty of wonderful things to be alive for in the last 15 years.

Maybe you’re just boring.

Everyone alive can prove they are not dead.

Fuck your stupid sarcasm

Why are you repeating their bullshit?! You’re spreading their religious hate.

Do I need to see why religious people are just lying about everything? Nope. I can look at any part of religious anything and know it’s a lie. Everyone can.

Don’t repost their bullshit. Plz. There’d be a never ending stream of religious bullshit on the atheist sub. Most atheists are trying to get away from that.

Ladies and Gentleman, and that guy in the back looking at his phone. Works with literally every single crowd.

You can’t explain things to people that refuse to listen. They’ll just twist your words and pretend that they still know everything.

But who gives a shit about this crap.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE ATHEIST POLITICIANS!?!?!?!?!?!?? We’re over 50% of the population with .0001% representation.

…When you project so hard that you’re a selfish prick on the entire human race.

You always think there’s going to be a big ass party when a major asshole rich piece of shit dies. Nope.

Time to party! Another billionaire DEAD!

Die, BIllionaire scum! Fucking DIE! CNN is fascist trash! Fuck Ted Turner, fuck his family, and fuck his memory. Piece of shit.

Nope.