Are you willing to swear out an affidavit?

He’s pretty good about not begging for our supper, but he does go crazy when we have Costco roasterie chicken. We’re cruel though and he doesn’t get any. He’s got a bit of a sensitive stomach

Yeah, but figs and some other fruit can cause digestive upset

That’s Oscar exactly. So sweet and enjoys his chaos

I did tell him no. I deny nibbling on the figs tho’

That sweet little baby face is working overtime

They sure are

We’ve been looking for the locusts, but so far we’re only finding the cat

I am not a Tolkien scholar, but my understanding is that the would do its evil-ring best to get away from something as weak as a chicken and onto the finger of a more powerful thrall.