Mutalisk [she/her]

Ooh, I guess my brain could not even conceive that an AI fanatic wouldn’t try to instantly turn this into an infinite money scheme. Thank you!

sell all my video games on Ebay

Like selling a haunted creepypasta version of GTA that jumpscares the player by being about some boring ass AI loser? Or do they think that’s where video games are generally released?

You don’t want to meet Jesus when he has the munchies

REAL Christians know that Jesus is cool with cursing stuff and also telling mountains to kill themselves, smh

Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.”

In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”

“Have faith in God,” Jesus answered. 23 “Truly I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them.