If this is a real Mitch joke, it’s one of the weaker ones.

You people have crazy lives to have multiple packages stolen pet year. That shit would just smell and be nasty for me.

That isn’t true at all. You’ve made that up in your head and are causing traffic.

Lolololol.

There are like 1500 really active users here. Tops. I wouldn’t worry about official counts, they ain’t good.

That’s when you walk over and start filling it with water from the hose.