Fun fact: the mythological Maeve / Medb died by projectile cheese to the noggin. It was revenge for conquering Ulster by cursing all its adult defenders with menstrual cramps.

Why are you starting a subroutine? Just dodge!

Dude, the orange turd and most of his cronies are still going to be in office in January. Of course it’s not just going to be easy

Feel it right behind you, a grinning monster out to kill

Feel it grow inside you, a burning flame and force of will

Thoughts of a broken Earth in ev’ry corner of my mind

A loveless world, devoid of life, is what you hope to leave behind