Yes, I’m from Denmark, but I didn’t know we known as badasses, haha.

Guys from my high School went to the restroom together and shat together. The restroom had 20 toilets or something and they would talk together as the Romans did.

If one of them could make a poop so long it touched the water before slipping the butt (my English is really challenged here, haha. No idea if that sentence made any sense) they would shout “touchdown!” and he would the king of poop for that day.

Ooooohhhh…