I can’t figure out how to upload gifs to Lemmy…

![alt text - optional, you can keep this empty, but you need the brackets](https://website.tld/castle-nathan.gif)

Fair enough

Except this one is real while OP’s is not

A federated ebay is basically impossible. For that you would need real time communication between different instances. Otherwise people on the sellers instance would have an advantage in winning the auctions, defeating the purpose of making it federated in the first place.