I fully believe Jonah Hill could hospitalize me in seconds.

I do not believe that about Musk. At all.

Fun fact: many traditional shepherds include a few goats in a herd of sheep to act as distributed common sense.

It’s good for the altitude sickness

What? No she’d have fake lips and bizarrely stretched eyes.

I’m less visually driven at this point, so I need to smell someone and see how they move before I know whether I want to fuck them.

Sometimes they just have a way with words, but for the most part I want to have a quick meetup somewhere in public to see whether they feel safe.

If they’re not willing to be seen in public with me, they don’t get to fuck me.

It took me a while to really accept that ppl just offer to fuck you based on a few pics and a couple of paragraphs of text, but it really happens.

Your dad is fucking hot yo