Brigading is when a post pops up on my feed, I think “this is funny”, and I quote it without commentary. Just crossposting on the forum where there’s a button for that.

Lordy.

You’re laughing. An authoritarian communist downvoted their comment and you’re laughing.

Salutes are the most Russian thing I can think of. Maybe they’re saluting Russia?

Hopefully. I’ve been infiltrating Lemmy.zip for months and Boris hasn’t even made me employee of the month. Hell, even Rose is my account. I should at least get featured in the FSB Monday Funday email for working both sides of a drama post.

We’re lucky this ain’t stars war because we’d be the friggin empire.

They hide it in plain sight like we’re stupid. Well I was a gifted child motherfukcer.

It’s what I do whenever I’m not mad to show I’m really not fucking mad at all.

• On November 8 at 8:55:07 GMT, ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml commented on my post in Slop

edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_I_of_Russia 1855 was when the Czar died. I haven’t yet deciphered the 07 part.

Comment? What is that, some kind of Russian word for friend? As a Chinese agent, I’m onto you.

I will bravely fall on my sword like a samurai of the days of olde and delete this post if it means we can keep Rose federated. They’re this close to uncovering the plot. They have so many of the clues. A Scooby Doo episode can’t end before they unmask the monster and find out it’s just some guy.

Careful, Boris was asking how one brilliant Americansky can undo all of our work. He’s going to have MANY questions about Rose. Boris am very mad.

They’re bravely fighting off the Russians like a digital Stalingrad.

That was when the Lemmy.worlders started noticing our infiltration. This is Lemmy.zip, our Q4 assignment. Check the dossier.

We need to lock down hard and look innocent. Everyone be chill. We’re simple American voters.

Who isn’t practicing OPSEC? You’re going to derail the entire Lemmy.zip infiltration effort when we’re almost 60% complete. Rose saw right through us even if they couldn’t connect the dots.

edit: I told Boris and showed him the thread.

edit: Boris is PISSED

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