When you have a ball stomp fetish but still have to drive places.
Smuuthbrane
Almost as smuuth as sharks.
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Cake day: June 13th, 2023
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9·3 days agoMine is equal opportunity. Bed, floor, chair, whatever.
“Look, all I’m asking for is a hydration boost, slow dripped into my left arm.”
“Sir, this is a Five Guys.”
He’s just gonna barf on your carpet real quick and be right back.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.