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We at Panda Crucifiers Inc. share your concerns, that’s why we’re donating .00001% of the profits from this operation to a charity that raises funds for panda preservation awareness! They get money, and we get a tax write-off, it’s a win-win!

At PCI, we have your best interests at heart. ™️

Those pandas were probably terrorists anyways

How about a compromise? I won’t kill anymore pandas on purpose, but if any pandas get in the way of my very legal bamboo clear-cutting operation, then I can’t be held responsible for the actions my company would have to take to protect shareholder value!

We’ve had kill, we’ve had fuck, when do we get to marry computers?