I’ve only started my journey, but I’m proud to say I was recently promoted to ass apprentice.
And soon, the Ass Master.
Learn ass? Will there be a test tomorrow?
I’m not scared. I am a bit of a bootyologist myself.
In Spanish, that’s “culero”
Is that word related to culinary? Because…
Um, no
You’re not ready for the big ass test tomorrow? Didn’t you study?
Test? You mean assessment?
“The best time to learn ass was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.”
While you were partying, I was studying the ass.
Am I gonna die tomorrow forever?
Learn all the ass you can
Assembly?
I’m picturing the rapture, but only proctologists ascend.
That’s the tricky balancing act in life. You have to plan long-term with the assumption that you will live a long time and yet also be prepared to die at any moment and try to be satisfied with what you’ve already done. Not put things off because you might not live to finish them but yet pursue long-term goals because you might live a long time.
If I’m gonna die tomorrow, this exam I have booked in a few hours doesn’t matter.
If I should learn like I’ll live forever, then I should go do this exam.
🤨
Schrodinger’s catch-22
Ass
i won’t live forever, therefore I shouldn’t learn ass?
Well shit.
Not with that terrible font.
I wanna make it into a white lady sign and put it up on my wall
