That’s the tricky balancing act in life. You have to plan long-term with the assumption that you will live a long time and yet also be prepared to die at any moment and try to be satisfied with what you’ve already done. Not put things off because you might not live to finish them but yet pursue long-term goals because you might live a long time.

No, because you’re not allowed to beat anyone up

Maybe Halloween will be the day Trump declares martial law

How many states are in this map? It’s like what 50 looks like to someone who can’t count yet