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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

it's coming sooner than 2050

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it's coming sooner than 2050

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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    10 hours ago

    It will make me drive in the wrong side?

  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Where I have I seen that dashboard?

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    13 hours ago

    What is going on? I’ve now seen two of this exact joke on Lemmy but one is this picture and the other is a video of a different dude in a different car with a different ad in the windshield.

    • HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world
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      Someone made a funny joke and now 50 other TikTokers have to redo it.

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    14 hours ago

    Drink two Mountain Dew to enable braking.

    • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      We’re sorry, we detected insincerity when you said “yum, that was refreshing!” For your safety, all vehicle control functions have been disabled. Please try again in 60 seconds

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        ERROR: Yellow Mellow preference detected. Proceeding to Mountain Dew Education Institute. Nissan thanks you for you cooperation

  • insanemantis@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    The trick is simple: just don’t buy smart cars

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    They already got mine so I have to pay a subscription to big oil or they disable my car

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    19 hours ago

    “Post a selfy with your delicious bag of McD’s and the hashtag #imlovinit to receive 20 minutes of ad-free windshield time! Ba da ba ba baaa”

    • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      My car keeps saying “time for a McDonald’s break!” and pulling into the drive-through. I’ve been here for five hours, please send help!

  • tough_cookies@lemmy.cafe
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    19 hours ago

    Plot twist: In 2050, McDonald’s restaurants no longer exist, and nobody eats there anymore. However, the company still generates $66B per year with their “ad free” subscription model.

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    RESUME VIEWING

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    19 hours ago

    If yew don’t eat Fig Newtons than fuck yew.

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    19 hours ago

    I welcome the new age of edgyrunners. Hacking(mostly script kiddy stuff but still) and modding is getting really popular.

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    1 day ago

    Fuck, I can actually foresee McDonald’s advertisements being holographic projected into the bottom corner of your windshield. It’s not even much worse than what car companies are already doing with your car.

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      23 hours ago

      There is never enough ads.

      • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        this comment brought to you by carls jr

        • 1984@lemmy.today
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          14 hours ago

          I like money :)

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    23 hours ago

    They’ll start suttle but get bigger and bigger every year

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      10 hours ago

      suttle subtle*

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    1 day ago

    He’s lucky to have the window rolling subscription

    • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
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      21 hours ago

      He only paid for the rolling down. It’s 2 times the cost for rolling up. 3 times the cost of it’s raining.

      • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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        15 hours ago

        I’ve got the Pay-Per-Roll™ formula, it’s cheaper because most people don’t actually roll that much so a sub with infinite rolling is a waste of money.

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      They’ll remove the à la carte pricing once they’ve lulled you in with it.

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    POV, huh.

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      POV: It’s 2050 and youve wedged your head between the passenger headrest and the door pillar

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        23 hours ago

        BEEP “Eyes are not on the road!”

        (The word ‘road’ has the word ‘ad’ in it).

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          21 hours ago

          Please drink verification can.

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      Your POV subscription has also lapsed and you’re stuck in 3rd person view. If this subscription is not paid then you will be downgraded to top down (GTA1) view before finally going to the basic plan of text only console.

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        2 days ago

        It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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          2 days ago

          Text only GTA would be… interesting.

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      Yes… a POV

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        2 days ago

        My POV reading this post.

        • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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          10 hours ago

          it’s seems that everyone uses lemmy on their phone.

          edit: grammar.

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            I don’t mean this rudely, but in English you would say “uses Lemmy on their phone”. I’m presuming this is German grammar or similar seeping through 😅

            Only mentioning to avoid other people assuming you’re saying only men use Lemmy, not having a go at ya :)

            • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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              Thank you. Not a native english speaker here, things like pronouns are often a headache to me. In spanish phone is a male substantive, that’s where the “his” come from.

              • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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                Yeah all good friend. I commend your efforts in using a non-native language!

                I had the good fortune to grow up with English, so never judge someone for making a mistake (and can relate with my German grammar, which is pretty bad, despite growing up with that too!)

                I’ve seen this particular error often because German boardgames often are translated wrong, where they use “he” for “the player”.

                Have a nice evening!

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            Reddit killed 3rd party apps, but people still need somewhere to get memes while pooping.

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            Honestly I dont think the web ui is bad but stuff Like voyager is clearly superior

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        Only if the person paying the subscription isn’t the driver.

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