• flandish@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    middle griddle? take this tip from a firefighter:

    heat your house with the oven door open. it doesn’t smell like carbon monoxide so you know it is safe. when you wake up in the next life, throw your middle griddle away.

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    i’m such a fire nerd, i do have to mention this is sarcasm. don’t do that. kthx.

    • Cellery@quokk.au
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      3 hours ago

      My spouse and I were looking at houses one time the market was favorable. We walked in and saw that middle griddle and we backed out very slowly. You don’t want to attract the attention of the middle griddle. Don’t focus on it. You’ll get sucked into it and years later finally emerge from your home as some kind of large comfort food monster.

      We said “not again, griddle.”

      Now we have electric.