No one expects the middle griddle.

I’m no spring chicken anymore and I don’t remember Apple ever costing less.

And their software has always been anti-intuitive.

Jezzball mothertruckers.

That would require a level of solidarity that doesn’t exist and a solid plan for what comes after, which no one has.

Many, many people, including myself, embraced the shit out of COVID.

That was a pretty clear sign that our society and way of life sucks.

I’m still trying to figure out how it’s legal to have massive advertisements lining roadways specifically designed to distract drivers.

That’s basically a marriage proposal.