Lmao. It’s so random
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I can touch Cornelius for the price of a Big Mac in Connecticut!?!
That website does really exist lol http://experiencecornelius.com/

I kinda want to feed him a carrot
A big can of lentils
But $18! Is more than $20.
Touching Cornrliud seems like an incredible deal. Count me in!
He’s at the Maples Center this Sunday
Errrr…what? Why? Who? But…WHAT?
Cornelius… man. Come on!
But…but…i don’t want to touch him. Or feed him. Or see him. I already saw him right now…
All you’ve seen is a picture of a picture of Cornelius. Is not $15 a small price to pay to see the genuine article?
Hmmm…I’d wait for a discount though. Maybe see and touch for 50% off as a combo deal?





