Lmao. It’s so random
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That website does really exist lol http://experiencecornelius.com/
I can touch Cornelius for the price of a Big Mac in Connecticut!?!
I kinda want to feed him a carrot
A big can of lentils
Touching Cornrliud seems like an incredible deal. Count me in!
But $18! Is more than $20.
He’s at the Maples Center this Sunday
Errrr…what? Why? Who? But…WHAT?
Cornelius… man. Come on!
But…but…i don’t want to touch him. Or feed him. Or see him. I already saw him right now…
All you’ve seen is a picture of a picture of Cornelius. Is not $15 a small price to pay to see the genuine article?
Hmmm…I’d wait for a discount though. Maybe see and touch for 50% off as a combo deal?
