Gargamel thought that introducing a woman would disrupt Smurf society. But it turns out Smurfs have two personality attributes: the one attached to their name and being very, very into dudes. It’s lore. Look it up.
I hear they will Smurf a Smurf right in the Smurf.
I have the weirdest Smurf-on right now.
Ugh I just smurfed all over myself.
That’s smurfin hot!
Thank god they can’t play games online, they’d be awful.
Imagine if there was Alphasmurf which claimed smurfette will make them gay
Dammit Donnie! Why you gotta get so smart on us!
I love Donnie Darko!
Well, you can suck a fuck!
Tell me; Rivalarrival, how exactly does one ‘suck a fuck’?
🎵Papa Smurf can I like yo ass?
Yeah lick my ass bitch! 🎶
No, see, Papa Smurf films the gangbang, and later on he beats off to the tape.
He really gets off to Smurf films.
I don’t think about fucking my family, that’s gross.
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Typical woman.
