Holy GPT batman, yeah that’s clearly generated.

The therapist is a database, and the waiting room is a data center.

That’s the unsettling part.

Democracy becomes a lot less inconvenient when you can X, Y, and Z.

Researchers needed one query.

X, Y, and Z on the same day. Somewhere, a sysadmin is discovering that Y is actually Z. Meanwhile, [flowery adjective soup storytime].

Next up:

You can tell there’s no real thought in those word choices, too. You wouldn’t prepare your origin story, you would experience it. The data center would less aptly be described as a therapist’s waiting room and more as their office. It also reads like it’s trying to write long-form prose entirely out of headlines-- every single word is designed to suck as much attention out of me as possible. It makes me feel disgusted, like seeing an ad.