• Frostbeard@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    You show up in a costume at a reasonable hour fair go. When three highschoolers show up at 2145 out of costume asking if I have some candy you can fuck off

    • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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      20 hours ago

      If my porch light is off, nobody is getting candy from me, and I’m not coming to the door.

      If my porch light is on, everybody gets candy.