I know we’re bullshitting here, but my inner pedant can’t help himself: Jesus was born in Roman-era Galilee, at a time when most people spoke Greek and various forms of Aramaic. Jesus is the Anglo-fied rendering of the Latin spelling of the Greek version (Iesus) of the Hebrew name Yeshua (which could also be translated as Joshua or Hosea).
Jesus killed jesus (according to the author of Mark) when he didn’t deny to being king of the jews to Pilate after trashing the temple. Thats what killed him. His own fucking hubris in believing he was a messiah sent by god. Thus: Elohi elohi! Why have you forsaken me?
no bc they killed Jesus 🙀
You must have been a very slippery baby.
lmao I’m so stealing this
don’t worry, I know they didn’t kill jesus
How are you so sure?
because Jesus never really existed
Then who invented surfing, idiot?
Bob Dylan
Jesus is a Mexican name, not a Palestinian name
No, it’s Greek: “Hey, Zeus!”
Isa is a traditional Arabic name
I know we’re bullshitting here, but my inner pedant can’t help himself: Jesus was born in Roman-era Galilee, at a time when most people spoke Greek and various forms of Aramaic. Jesus is the Anglo-fied rendering of the Latin spelling of the Greek version (Iesus) of the Hebrew name Yeshua (which could also be translated as Joshua or Hosea).
That’s hilarious😂 I’ve never heard this take before lol
Oh bless you, you haven’t encountered anti-semitism yet, then.
Jews don’t go around killing Latinos
tell that to jered kushnar
That’s only because they dont live next door to each other.
I have lots of latino friends, rarely feel the urge to kill them
Got any Palestinian friends there amigo?
I do have a few.
The Romans killed Jesus, blaming the Jews in the biblical text was a clear tactic to appeal better to Roman converts.
Jesus killed jesus (according to the author of Mark) when he didn’t deny to being king of the jews to Pilate after trashing the temple. Thats what killed him. His own fucking hubris in believing he was a messiah sent by god. Thus: Elohi elohi! Why have you forsaken me?
I blame the nails
More the suffocation
Ya, some of those apostles were pretty clingy
never would’ve happened if they just got stoned and listened to Dylan
“Let him who is without dank bud cast the first stone.”