KC_Royalz@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3 days agoPetition to choose a new speakerwww.change.orgexternal-linkmessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoMy wife likes Speaker Jeffries. It’s like I don’t even know who she is anymore. It’s divorce, then, obviously.
minus-squareshartgargle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoThrowing her off a cruise ship is faster and is far less of a hassle, certainly less painful. I’m ruining the joke by doing this, but /s.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoHmm. She’s too smart, though. And strong - like a waif in power armour - and she’d have me cart-wheeling over the railing in no time. But you’re right about the paperwork… ;-)
My wife likes Speaker Jeffries.
It’s like I don’t even know who she is anymore. It’s divorce, then, obviously.
Throwing her off a cruise ship is faster and is far less of a hassle, certainly less painful.
I’m ruining the joke by doing this, but /s.
Hmm. She’s too smart, though. And strong - like a waif in power armour - and she’d have me cart-wheeling over the railing in no time. But you’re right about the paperwork… ;-)