President Donald Trump spent early Tuesday night making desperate phone calls and blasting Fox News before midterm election results came in.
“I have the ultimate power — it’s called ‘veto,’” President Trump told CBS News in a phone interview before polls first began to close in some states. Already, Trump appeared to make excuses for a potentially massive Republican loss.
Trump also called the Financial Times, assuring reporter Edward Lucas that the U.S. has no immediate plans to strike Iran, the Middle East country Trump started a war with in February.
Trump had a particular grudge against Fox News Tuesday night, texting commentator Greg Gutfeld about his disdain for liberal Fox News commentator Jessica Tarlov.
Maybe some barbiturates and alcohol will help.
He could go pull a Hitler…
We should collectively find a euphemism for suicide and call it Trump. As in “He Trumped himself with a .45 in the mouth.”
I figured that was already a euphemism for shitting yourself.
I mean, you kind of do that after dying anyway.
Can you rebrand a euphemism? My uncle runs a PR firm. We’re gonna need some help.
Smells like ripe Trump.
Oh she got Trumped.
Just going around, Trumping.
You look Trumpy.
Trump economy.
Unfortunately, we don’t have/get to invent anything because it already literally exists.
This reminds me of the Rick Santorum Salad era.
I still call it that. That’s what it’s called.