Driving off someone from being online, as a troll, because it gives you a thrill.
This is an awfully specific flex, but it is a flex nonetheless, that people do feel to boast about. Because it’s just another form of a power-trip. Congratulations, you’ve driven away someone who could’ve been a contributory member of a community to make yourself feel better by orchestrating lies, performing witch hunts and huddling with your troll buddies in ways to figure out how to process this.
There’s nothing prideful about this to flex over.
Anything related to their genetics (height, skin/hair/eye color, … etc) or inheritance.
Show me something you did, not something you’re born with.
mmmm. I mean most times I see this its in the way I might do it. Conversation is about something that seems bad and you say somewhere that your lucky because your X which is not like the bad thing. too short, too tall, fair skinned, etc.
I don’t think I have seen someone flex about having driven someone off some platform before honestly. I do block a lot though.
volunteering for politicians
the campaigns get money. make them pay.
Women who proudly proclaim that they’re a Bitch, with bumper stickers and whatnot.
thats a common thing with insults though. owning it. I mean I get it. Im like that with nerd or dork or geek.
Flexing with messaging apps (especially with iMessage or Whatsapp).
Not sure I understand, how does someone flex about an app?
Some people flex with products from giant American companies. Specifically for apps: if their messages are sent in green bubble, some (not all) people will ask arrogantly ask: When you will get an iPhone? Android is for cheap/poor people/kids. Or if you tell them they can find you also on Signal too: When you will get Whatsapp? Signal is for losers/people with no (social) life. I am glad that I don’t use any those 2 apps.
Flexing that they have never read any books.
Iliterat fuks. Their, i sed it.
Your not very good at speling.
wooosh?
sed 's/sed/said/g'
sending their kids to private school
and then complaining about high property taxes because most of it goes to schools.
any flex. I couldn’t give a fuck about, unless it pertains to a question or conversation that I am participating in.
I can pick lint from my bellybutton with my prehensile dick.
fuck off Ted, I don’t give a shit.
Driving long distances without pause. Fucking psycho.
Their car.
Overall I agree, but it can depend. If you put in a bunch of work to build, design, or restore a car then that’s worthy of bragging. But if you’re just some jagoff who simply bought a mustang, then it’s just weird to brag about
Hah, I bought a car that will leave your rustang in the dust! More power, but enough tr toon control that I won’t put it in the ditch
… for example
Not checking the news.
Actively prioritizing mental health is quite a flex in a way
Calling me out because I was not bigoted. Didn’t really understand that one, but it was clearly meant as a flex over me.
“fluent in sarcasm”
No, you’re an emotionally stunted and terrified human that cannot engage in a genuine way
its kinda funny because im a, I think, very genuine person and truth is very important to me. But I have also been very sarcastic. I have toned down over time though as the internet has kinda ruined it.
Do you get sarcasm? Or is it “Sarcasm and social customs are just lying and I don’t understand it!”?
Damn, i don’t miss tinder.
Anti-intellectualism.
I don’t trust all these scientists! They want to trick me and do something bad for some reason. I don’t understand what’s really happening because I can’t fathom anyone I don’t agree with being smarter than me.
wut u meen, i am dum an porud!
“I got a job offer because of xyz family member”.
I heard this from a guy I know and I did a double take thinking huh??? Is this really something to talk about publically?
I mean if I were them I would never openly say this out of shame/embarrassment but eh maybe it’s just me?🤷♀️🤷♂️
Yeah my work flex is never having had an in with any job I have gotten as a professional adult. Did with some part time work when young but that is the extent of that.
