• SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk
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    10 days ago

    pineapple on pizza was “offensive”

    Stop being a pretentious twat and do your job or get sacked for refusing to do it.

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          10 days ago

          Your mastery of the English language needs work. My usage is acceptable within the context.

          To explain further, the two sentences can be reworked as “he can be a pretentious twat when he starts his own pizza place”. The connection is implied and it works because English is three languages in a trenchcoat. Or was it four?

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              9 days ago

              Now that you mention it… I see it.

              But I’m going to be a pretentious twat and ignore that. 😗

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                9 days ago

                No worries. You were very kind in suggesting US English was only a few languages in a trenchcoat. We all know it’s actually several, bastardized, broken, and beer-battered before being deep-fried in bullshit. 😋

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            8 days ago

            Given you are talking about “mastery” of the English language: a semicolon might have made your first message more readable; a period makes the two sentences appear as separate statements.