• SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk
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    9 days ago

    pineapple on pizza was “offensive”

    Stop being a pretentious twat and do your job or get sacked for refusing to do it.

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          9 days ago

          Your mastery of the English language needs work. My usage is acceptable within the context.

          To explain further, the two sentences can be reworked as “he can be a pretentious twat when he starts his own pizza place”. The connection is implied and it works because English is three languages in a trenchcoat. Or was it four?

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              9 days ago

              Now that you mention it… I see it.

              But I’m going to be a pretentious twat and ignore that. 😗

              • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                No worries. You were very kind in suggesting US English was only a few languages in a trenchcoat. We all know it’s actually several, bastardized, broken, and beer-battered before being deep-fried in bullshit. 😋

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            8 days ago

            Given you are talking about “mastery” of the English language: a semicolon might have made your first message more readable; a period makes the two sentences appear as separate statements.

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    Other concerns were raised about Tamburella using foul language, his communication style and “escalation of frustration in the workplace”. The ruling also detailed an incident at work in April this year where Tamburella fractured bones in his right hand when he struck a metal hand rail.

    The pineapple was hardly the (only) reason for him being fired

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    9 days ago

    First of all, if I had a pizza joint he’d be hired immediately (pineapple on pizza is fine, but it’s something you should do in a private place, like masturbating)

    Secondly, I like anchovies on my pizza and I’m not a ninja turtle, so do whatever you want with my opinion.

    Fun tip: if you find yourself at a pizza joint that serves pineapple pizza, ask if they can also add anchovies as well. If they say “no, we don’t carry anchovies”, that’s your cue to bring out the can of which you brought along, peel that stinky bastard open, sit it on the table with grace & prestige and say with a condescending tone “It’s fine, I brought my own…”