Cyanide and Happiness | Bluesky
Transcript
2 Panel Comic
Panel 1: a guy sitting at a bar hits on someone
Guy: So… is there a Mr Paint?
Panel 2: MS Paint throws a drink in the guy’s face
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Should have been the bucket icon for the fill tool instead of a cup.
Edit: and it should have coloured in his whole face.
FYI: this is the old MS paint. It doesn’t even have a cropping tool
Wdym? You just selected the image, moved it to where you wanted to crop it, then adjusted the borders until it was cropped.
Hence why it is MSPaint and MrsPhotoshop.
I distinctly remember having crop on really old paint, but it was hidden in the menus.
Why do I remember that? Pc with 2 monitors, print screen button, paste into paint, crop out second monitor.
There is new paint?
This makes an already decent joke 1000x better
Edit: now it just needs the Paint window edited to have the paint bucket tool selected, and the paint bucket put in their hand instead of the glass
I had the exact same thought
Lol, make his face an incompete circle and fill the entire background.
They lost this brilliant opportunity!
I don’t need this, I’m going back to my gimp
:D
Huh, what a coincidence to see this in my feed.
Just dropping this here for anyone interested:
Wtf, I don’t understand why a network access is even able to invoke paint, security vulnerability or not. What purpose is that for?
Lol I was thinking the exact same thing. The timing is impeccable.
I just wish she hadn’t gotten all that plastic surgery for the triple D.
I thought Mrs was for married?
Apparently Ms. Paint forgot to read the wiki page:
The American Heritage Book of English Usage states, “Using Ms. obviates the need for the guesswork involved in figuring out whether to address someone as Mrs. or Miss: you can’t go wrong with Ms. Whether the woman you are addressing is married or unmarried, has changed her name or not, Ms. is always correct.”
(Emphasis mine)
in the USA
Emphasis mine
EmphaSIS
Emphasis my sister’s
Are ms and miss pronounced any different, though? Never had to use either, only “king”, “queen” and “Our Great and Respected Leader Dictator”.
My mom taught me that “Miss” is pronounced as it’s spelled, whilst “Ms.” is pronounced “mizz.”
edit: Correct autocorrect.
“M(u)z” is also common. The vowel quality is tricky to spell. What there is of it is the unstressed central vowel heard in most varieties of English, which may or may not be that identified as a schwa. Actually pronouncing the ‘i’ of “mizz” may be seen as trying too hard, where it wouldn’t be in “miss”.
I’ve never heard that pronunciation, thank you.
I’m fairly certain they’re pronounced the same in their spoken form. There could be ways of verbally distinguishing them, but I’m unaware.
Since he didn’t guess that Ms stood for something, maybe he also couldn’t guess that Mr stands for something?
part of why he’s being splashed, it’s a lame pickup line for more than one reason.
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