Apparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I’ve assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers’ pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured
Seriously, I want to find a way to provide convincing evidence that the rapture happened and you weren’t invited. (Neither was I.) I think it would be a momentarily painful but ultimately character-building exercise for them to process that out.
the rapture - but this time for realsies! ™️
I’m selling pet insurance for the rapture if anyone’s interested
Insurance to take care of the pet after? Or to pay someone who’s pet gets raptured and they don’t?
Apparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I’ve assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers’ pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured
But how can they trust anybody who gets left behind not to sacrifice their pets to Asmodeus during a D&D game between orgies?
At that point it won’t matter
Ahh. Well that makes as much sense as the rapture, so good on you.
are you hiring?
Seriously, I want to find a way to provide convincing evidence that the rapture happened and you weren’t invited. (Neither was I.) I think it would be a momentarily painful but ultimately character-building exercise for them to process that out.