Idk if god isn’t some morally bankrupt joke and actually thought about my life, I think I’d be ok, I volunteer regularly, I give to charity, I like to do random acts of kindness, I’m always ready to lend a hand or a shoulder to cry on. I believe very strongly in the power of community and I’m a lot more culturally christian than most believers I know, I like all the love your neighbor stuff, do unto others, what we do to the least of us… I feed the hungry, I give drink to the thirsty, I welcome the stranger, I clothe the naked, the only one I don’t do is visit those in prison. If god is a good and moral being, I’ll be ok and if it turns out they don’t exist, well I’ll have lived a good life
Religious people like being watched and punished.
lol I mean… same
But if you are a Christian, God might come and randomly tell you to murder your child or randomly rape you wife and you shall be fully accepting of that reality.
I’m afraid of his current world
(Please be afraid)
If you are a Christian, you should be absolutely horrified by the reality of God’s coming judgement, since most major denominations of Christianity do not allow for salvation for any other. There are 40,000 denominations (slightly less). It’s highly unlikely yours is the right one.
There are a few exceptions. The Holy See recognizes the Orthodoxies, but not Protestants.
And Universalists offer salvation to everyone, even if they’re not Christian.
(If God was judging us, They might have given us clear instructions.)
Well given the whole tower of Babel thing I’m inclined to think that God just likes sewing chaos. So I suspect none of the denominations on that “right” denomination
Sowing, but sewing kind of works, too.
Hahahahahaha don’t hurt me sky daddy
Omfg laughing so hard
Is Santa gonna come get me too? And the tooth fairy
Hahahahaha
Honestly, of all three, the Tooth Fairy is probably the scariest if real. God couldn’t care less about you. Santa visits only once a year when sober, but only if you’re sleeping. The Tooth Fairy? How many teeth you got???
I mean, wouldn’t the tooth fairy be like easy to kill.
I guess it depends on what they look like…
No noes! Alduin will end us all! HA
christofascists making bioweapons or dirty bombs or some shit, wants to murder millions, but it’s not their genocidal fantasies - it’s GOD.
sure bud.
I believe it as much as I believe “regional management is in the area so be ready for a visit.” Believe it when I see it.
I would have thought he was feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, and visiting the imprisoned 24/7 and would be too busy to post online.
The righteous badass power people try to project into their keystrokes just doesn’t come out of the screen.
Telling someome who isn’t Christian to fear God and his divine wrath is no different from someone who practices Hinduism telling a non-Hindu person they’re gonna reincarnate as a lowly worm. Or a devout Muslim telling a non-Muslim person they’re going to Hell for eating pork.
It really doesn’t do much for anyone other than make you look like an asshole.
Why are you giving this dumbass a voice?
This may be part of the current wave of white Christian nationalists, who are popping off in social media, as they interpret the US 2026 midterms as a sign of the end times. (The WCN popular doctrine is Evangelical, and believes in the Second Advent.), because God cares deeply about politics in America.
the rapture - but this time for realsies! ™️
Seriously, I want to find a way to provide convincing evidence that the rapture happened and you weren’t invited. (Neither was I.) I think it would be a momentarily painful but ultimately character-building exercise for them to process that out.
I’m selling pet insurance for the rapture if anyone’s interested
Insurance to take care of the pet after? Or to pay someone who’s pet gets raptured and they don’t?
Apparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I’ve assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers’ pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured
are you hiring?
But how can they trust anybody who gets left behind not to sacrifice their pets to Asmodeus during a D&D game between orgies?
At that point it won’t matter
Ahh. Well that makes as much sense as the rapture, so good on you.
