I had a coworker who was really into Berzerk. I 3D-printed him a behelit one time. He was thrilled.
Thanks, I hate it.
Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with the brawny dark-haired boy. He will be the cause of your downfall.
Victim blaming in my grimdark fantasy??
It was inevitable
It’s this dude’s horcrux.
That pearsonally reminds me of my first time on deviantart back in the day and seeing all that pear shite like that and wonderin why it’s so popular.
Does your sword swing both ways?
When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:
I must scream, so I made a mouth
Damnnn two crazy references in my shitposting community
For those OOTL (like me myself and I) https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Beherit
Specifically, this is a crimson one, and it only appears every 216 years!
It’s all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.
Wait… who is the protagonist here?
Wait. You’re telling me that
spoiler
my perfect blonde twink best friend is going to betray me?
In an anime, even?
Highly unlikely.
This is an antagonist origin story
What if they side with the godhead?
I’m not sure that’s an eye…
The Crimson Behelussy
You out there trying to get cursed?!
Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you’ll have nothing to worry about
17 times it almost triggered, and 17 times did it’s love for cheese stop it
Hang on to that in case anyone ever murders the firekeeper at firelink shrine.
Hmm, weird.
He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre
You’ll be fine. Just uh, if your friends ever decide to peace out, play it cool would be my advice
Where does human sacrifice land on your spectrum of cool?
Specifically that’s the uncool thing yes
How do you play it cool? Kiss it and blow like an ocarina?
Maybe unusual where you come from.
Weird they sell truck nutz individually.
Shrinkflation smh
It’s a by product of getting the truck neutered.
