I’ve been driving for years and I’m still in Spain.
At some point you need to actually leave the roundabout.
Yeah, the police were very emphatic about that.
If you appear to be “alternative” in any way, do not drive through Texas.
I have driven through Texas three times, and I have gotten pulled over and searched every time. The cops would love to have any excuse to seize your car and cash, they hate you.
If you absolutely must drive through Texas, at least remove your Darwin fish and any political stickers, get a hair cut, remove your face piercings, and wear a cowboy hat or baseball cap or something.
I’m not exaggerating and this is not a joke.
I have lived there for 3 years before and can confidently say u have had exceptionally bad luck, or have a BOLO out on ur car.
Oh yeah? Well where I live I can drive for a solid 24 hours and never leave my county.
Because I live on O’ahu and I’d be driving in circles (or sitting in rush hour traffic coming from Westside into town, yeah)
Driving through Nebraska is literally hell.
Yes it is.
In Europe, 200km is a long distance
In the US, 200 years is a long time
And then the Aussies show up.
I think 4 people live in that part of Australia outlined by Texas.
It’s not America’s fault that Australia has no frickin idea how to properly size its states
Nah, these are the right sizes. The middle of the country is mostly unpopulated desert (and then Alice Springs). If you mark deserts off as their own states, the snakes and dingos refuse to pay for road maintenance and that’s how you get Mad Max.
i constantly hear stories of Europeans who won’t visit family because the drive is too long. i ask how long and they’re like “20-30 minutes” lmao. it has taken me that long to get to the store in some places I have lived in the US lol
Europeans were so insistant on getting freedom of movement in the EU just to not fucking use it.
Good for them dismantling an injustice on principle.
That’s true freedom
Amatures.
At least you have a road that reaches diagonally across WA. If Alaska did it would take a lot longer than that
Alaska w/ an area of 1.7m sq/km or 663k sq/Freedom Units compared to Western Australia 2.5m sq/km or 975k sq/Freedom Units I’m not sure about that… But I suppose it’s possible.
And I would rather be in Germany than any of those states.
I’d rather eat Detroit pizza than anything served in Germany.
I’d rather have affordable healthcare
Clearly never had good schnitzel.
A good schnitzel is to die for. Why ever choose a pizza over that?
You’ve never had pork knuckle
It’s also possible to drive through about ten countries in 8 hours in Central Europe.
This is a shitpost because it’s an inversion of that common observation.
Meanwhile, Texas
California is pretty similar if you’re going north to South… if you avoid commute hours. Then you’re looking at. 16 hour drive.
Ok, and?
Well:
Finally! I was going to comment that this thread was just a dick-swinging competition. Glad you brought the pics to prove it!
It’s the mythical Double Dick of Norway and Sweden with the mighty Finland Ballsack at the ready. Double Dick is more than twice as good as just sad Single Dick.
But:
Yeah but we’ve still got a quarter of Sweden to go from the route I mapped bro. This isn’t even my final form!!
