Golden potato don’t let me down

Edit: Had a rough and forgetful morning the next day. Would not recommend

Please mr potato I really need this

can I make a baked potato outta it?

Potato of luck acknowledged

You know what? I have more faith in this golden potato than I do humanity. So go, golden potato. Do your thing.

Potato is love. Potato is life.

Fuck yeah I’m commenting and already i have the day off work. Thanks you, tater

Potato acknowledged

that’s a fine Potent Orokin Technical Augmentation and Tactical Offensive device. better hide it cuz darvo is always on the look-out to steal those.

Ack

If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.

Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.

Acknowledged

Please potato help me