• 𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    6 hours ago

    If his wife divorces and gets half his shares, she could potentially sell off ~1.5% of the company.

  • Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    6 hours ago

    I think this has to do with the blue wave in America. As someone said here on lemmy, Jensen doesn’t need any encouragement to sell his chips to china. He’d even sell his grandmother if he thought that would get him a good RoI.

    This is a countermeasure strategy being cooked up by Nvidia. Probably has been in the works for a bit as insurance.

    Poor Jensen, if it weren’t for the evil chinese honeypussy he never would’ve sold his higly valuable higly in-demand chips to China! The billions and billions he earned and the kneecapping to the emerging chip competitors in china were just byblows of the blowjobs!

    • schema@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      6 hours ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised if the woman was the actual middleman for Jensen to illegally sell his chips to China, and when media got too close, they played it off as an afair to not tank the stock.

  • 4TBHMeCCL@suppo.fi
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    15 hours ago

    We all know how this is going to end, we investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong. And if they find something wrong, they’ll either “fix” it or omit it from the public report.

    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      14 hours ago

      What are they going to do? Stop paying him millions of dollars? Take away his stupid fucking jacket? Delete the pedo-in-chief’s number from his phone?

      • dou9m@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        14 hours ago

        Stop paying him millions of dollars would probably be very effective at getting some stuff accomplished

          • dou9m@lemmy.ca
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            13
            ·
            14 hours ago

            You say that but these people are mentally deranged from their greed, it doesn’t matter whatsoever that they already have enough money. If they thought like poors like us, they wouldn’t be billionaires in the first place.

  • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    12 hours ago

    It really is convenient for the spy that Jensen has a tendency to shout out confidential company secrets at climax