LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square116linkfedilink
minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThe ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
minus-squarebold_omi@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 hours agoWhenever you do this, you turn all the gold you aren’t touching within a kilometer radius into lead. That includes gold in electronics, so you would instsntly break every computer within a kilometer radius.
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYou can never remember the incantation
minus-squarefrobeniusnorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agothe incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
minus-squareSpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoyou now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThe incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
Whenever you do this, you turn all the gold you aren’t touching within a kilometer radius into lead. That includes gold in electronics, so you would instsntly break every computer within a kilometer radius.
You can never remember the incantation
the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
you now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.