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Cake day: May 6th, 2025
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3·20 hours agoI thought I hated the stove at my new place because it’s a glass top, but I found out it has inductive coils and the front left burner has a small and wide setting. My front left burner beats ass.
You are still vulnerable to friction.
You walked in on your mom getting railed by the mailman while your dad was masturbating in his cuck chair, the lighting was immaculate.
You’re now a city pigeon.
The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
You experience no such thing as want or discomfort, you dehydrate and die within a few days.
Air also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.
Very true.
Over the weekend I had a slew of thingns to do and did them all properly along with everything else that popped up. Monday, show up and get my supervisor jumping down my throat about shit that he just blatantly made up, walks me into the managers office and tries to crucify me for his mistakes and fuck ups. That’s my incentive for doing my iob right.
So, today I will not be doing a single fucking thing. If my good work brings the same heat as doing nothing then I have literally no reason to fucking try.