LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square116linkfedilink
minus-squarelivingcoder@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
minus-squarebold_omi@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoIt must be written in Malbolge Unshackled using a keyboard that alternates between DVORAK and QWERTY layouts with each keystroke.
minus-squarebob_lemon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThe code can only be written in VB.Net.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoStack overflow won’t load while time is paused.
minus-squareminkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoYour code always crashes. Always.
minus-squareForgottenUsername@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoYou can only write ‘hello world’
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoAir also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
It must be written in Malbolge Unshackled using a keyboard that alternates between DVORAK and QWERTY layouts with each keystroke.
The code can only be written in VB.Net.
Stack overflow won’t load while time is paused.
Your code always crashes. Always.
You can only write ‘hello world’
Air also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.