My life is in your hands Lemmy
Touch grass
Get some chocolate cookies
My life is in your hands Lemmy
This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen
Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.
Take out JFK
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .
Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.
No music, no background videos
Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity
If you need a theme, how about “cozy”?
Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live
make toilet paper moonshine
idk how
I believe the famous Nile Red on YouTube has made exactly such a video
Toilet paper, yeast, sugar. If you’re a thirst trap, fart on the concoction for mad profits.
Tell a loved one how much they mean to you
Drink some water. At least 500 ml
Try something new that you’ve wanted to try for a long time.
I can’t think of anything
What about music? Drum a 3 minute improv song in a surface of your choice, bonus points for random improv lyrics
Quit Windows, install Linux.
already did that a long time ago
Watch the virus email episode of Homestar Runner.
Gay sex (if you’re really up for it and also w consent)
Your best
