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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.

    We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
    He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .



  • With most states in the south it also depends on when you are there, where you’re going, and how you are getting there.
    Around holidays they are out in force to deal with drunk drivers and make their yearly quota off speeding tickets and people traveling for the holidays. They know that people from out of state are the least likely to come back and fight the ticket. They are more likely to just mail the fine in and be done with it.
    Certain towns are also so small that they know the locals on site, so they will stop just about anything they don’t recognize if you give them the slightest excuse. These are usually the towns off the beaten path that don’t get much traffic, so if they think they can get some ticket money from you, you are getting stopped.
    Driving through some shit town that annexed a portion of a busy road just so they can lower the speed limit by 15mph for 1000ft and stop people for speeding while you have a cracked taillight, or one held together with red tape, is begging to be stopped.