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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Why I won't be participating in No Nut November

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Why I won't be participating in No Nut November

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    Pretty sure it’s not healthy to abstain from ejaculation.

  • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    Proud of you guys.

  • regular_user_v3@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    No Nut November - closely followed by Destroy Dick December

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    You enjoy hunting spirits?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      9 hours ago

      Venkman et al

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    I can’t listen to the original anymore, I just think of bustin’

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

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    I ejaculate when I please, and I’ll kill any man who stands in my way!

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Damn, that’s some POWERFUL ejaculate! 😉

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    if you’re all alone
    lemme sleep in your bed

    • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
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      🎵 Freaky ghost bed 🎵

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        🎵bustin’ bustin’ bustin’ bustin’ 🎵

        • onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world
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          I ain’t afraid of no bed

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I’m going to sponsor those who participate, every nut they don’t bust I’ll bust 2. Now if you don’t mind I have A LOT of jerking to do.

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    Ninety Nut November!

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      A conservative estimate for a young lad at the top of his game, a menacing threat to the mature gentleman

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        I would be dead.

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

    Obligatory

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      What a horrific masterpiece! 😱😂❤️

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    I never really got the point of no nut November, anyone care to explain?

    • rowansprig@leminal.space
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      I think it was mostly an excuse to post jokes, but some people do believe being repressed is a sign of a stronger person. Or that “self care” is bad in some way - most of that comes from the lingering religious shame many were brought up with.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Originated in the same country that invented cereals and crackers to discourage masturbation. Masturbation bad. Pedophilia and rape ok.

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        Already lost NNN just looking at that filthy, slutty neck.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Basically people who believe in pseudoscience about “retaining” being good for you (which is the opposite of what medical research has proved) and/or a sign of mental fortitude, nonsense like that.

      To make matters worse, there’s a lot of overlap with “men’s rights” and other organized misogyny groups such as Proud Boys and toxic masculinity peddlers such as Andrew Tate and the like.

      TL;DR: It’s silly at best, and deeply problematic if not downright harmful in many cases

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        I’m going to nut extra hard to counter those who refuse to.

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    • Rothe@piefed.social
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      Right wing puritan sex-scared propaganda campaign.

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      Incel shit.

      • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org
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        Dang, they ruined that too?

        All I can say is , it can be a lot of depraved hedonistic fun if combined with softdom/femdom content and preceeded by Loctober… Or so I’ve heard :P

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      Apparently, if you avoid doing a thing for a brief period of time, it is a demonstration of self-control and virtue. Thus, you are a better person and can nut, drink and eat uncontrollably for the entire rest of the year. I don’t personally believe in such practices. Do anything whenever you feel like it, but in moderation.

      • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
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        While self control, doing difficult things, and fasting are good things to do, this is a very different situation. No nut is an obsession for a chunk of the nebula of Right wing, Christian, white nationalist, and Incel communities. (For the people jumping to “not all”, shut up. You’re just in a different part of the Venn diagram or are disingenuous. Also you still suck.) Making it no nut November is the really toxic parts of the manosphere getting others to do stupid stuff and doing stupid performative stuff.

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        Who would you like to moderate your nutting? /s

    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s all about precious bodily fluids, and the conservation thereof.

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        The Philosopher Kant thought losing any bodily fluid drained your life force.

        Obviously he was a nut.

    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Making Thanksgiving really awkward

      • MrSelfDestruct@quokk.au
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        Making that turkey look sexy as fuck.

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      The amount of guesswork in the responses is astounding. NNN came up as cancer awareness, exactly the opposite of what some have commented, because not nutting for prolonged periods is bad for you.

      Now, the step-on-me crowd running with it is a different story entirely, it’s just what they do.

      • Photonic@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know if that was NNN, that sounds more like movember where you grow a mustache for prostate cancer awareness.

        It’s also a bit counterintuitive to do something for prostate cancer that raises your risk of said disease, since regular ejaculations have shown to be somewhat protective.

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        i have never heard of this. when was that?

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
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          You probably never heard of it because it didn’t happen. It was a joke on social media that snowballed, as memes tend to do.

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    Fun fact: On average, every person has one testicle, one ovary, one breast, and half of a penis.

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      I want my half vagina

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        You can have my half too, since I’m not using it 🤷🏻

        • Loaf@sh.itjust.works
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          I love it when this community works together for a common goal. 🥹

          • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s for the Greater Good.

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          aw that’s a waste! Let me come over we’ll put it to good use ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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            No thanks, I’m tragically cishet 😁

            Thanks for the offer, though, and good luck in your future endeavors

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      Slightly less than one ovary as there are slightly more men than women in the world. I’d guess slightly more than one testicle too but I’m too lazy to do the maths on whether the sex ratio difference outweighs the removal/loss of testicles.

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