

I’m weirdly great at parallel parking. Its my only real marketable skill, so I tell everyone. Lol.


I’m weirdly great at parallel parking. Its my only real marketable skill, so I tell everyone. Lol.
I’m pretty simple.
Hunting to eat it? Great. I love me some deer sausage.
Hunting to chopoff its head and mount it on your wall like some ghoulish asshole? Go fuck yourself.
I feel like trophy hunters don’t show any respect to the animal, while hunters for eating do.


Have voters not made it clear enough that YOU don’t get to decide what is or isn’t a priority…they do.
The entire election was about Republicans doing whatever they wanted regardless of the wishes of their electorate. You sure you want to burn down that same bridge, Hakeem…?


No…the reason you lost is because you’re literally a dick head on ever…single…issue that the working people care about.
It’s as though MAGA and Trump loyalists make a fucking spreadsheet, cross reference it with current events and the opinion of the working class, and then mathematically determine the exact opposite and most infuriating take on it, and then disseminate that out to their social media influencer army.
Get fucked, Vance.


Pfft… Why don’t we just start publishing scientific papers on the loch ness monster and bigfoot too, now!
Yes. That’s true as well.