Flamekebab

I have tried a wide variety. Enough to have a functional understanding of the spectrum that is mac and cheese.

I’m not interested in your attempts to lecture me about food. You don’t know me and your sneering presumptions about me are of no value.

Yes, you can “um, actually” me in that I haven’t tried every variation of mac and cheese under the sun, so I cannot have an objective opinion. However I’ve tried enough to know well the common features that must be present for it to be mac and cheese, rather than some other dish.

…and I didn’t particularly enjoy it.

Which is allowed. My gods, where’s the fucking block button?

The cheese and heavy starch doesn’t do it for me. At best I find it okay, at worst it turns my stomach.

You disagree with my personal opinion of macaroni cheese…?

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the obsession with macaroni cheese. I’ve never had any that I’d describe as anything higher than tolerable. The only exception to this was a dollop of it, fried, on top of a burger.