Sci-fi & horror author, UXD, software dev, composer/engraver, gamer, seamstress/tailor, nerd, etc; she/her. Aroace.
Careful with the stainless steel straws. People have died when tripping and driving them into their eye socket. I own a bunch of stainless steel straws and (other than them being very hard to clean, so they harbour much more bacteria), got spooked by this.
Maybe don’t use straws at all. Drinking directly from cups is fine.
‘that niche feature’ being basic security.
What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.
OP farted in their sleep and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.
Or just not created him in the first place. Didn’t he see what was gonna happen?
That’s a valid reason. Most people don’t have that issue, though.