Please go stand by the stairs. Pak chooie unf.

shopping at Aldi (not Aldi’s),

Same energy as “Playing with Lego (never Lego’s)”

Y us many leter wen few do trik?

said ‘s/said/said/g’

Command ‘said’ is not found.

Those who proudly tout their “brutal honesty” are much more interested in the brutality than in the honesty.

I’d add that the cooking community here on Lemmy is helpful, too. It’s active enough that you can constantly get ideas.

If you are a couple just about every meal feeds four which is dinner plus leftover lunch for the both of you.

That’s how my partner and I do it. Dinner tonight and leftovers for lunch tomorrow. Occasionally we make a larger batch of something and end up eating leftovers for dinner again.

My husband isn’t the greatest at cooking with no recipe

Ha, this is basically me. I count myself as a passable cook so long as I have a recipe to follow. I’m MUCH more limited if I have to improvise.

Fortunately for me, there are a lot of recipes available online.

At least they weren’t expecting some kind of … Spanish Inquisition!

What makes you more of a language authority than the goddamn dictionary?

I’ll defer to Webster on this one.

This is my favorite IT joke

What about those who were expecting a trinary joke?

This always reminds me of

"Oh, Johnny was a chemist’s son

But Johnny is no more

For what Johnny thought was H20

Was H2SO4!"