Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.

you can joke and scoff at my cargo pants as long as you want, i’m not running out of inventory space if i find a great rock or fancy leaf.

I can tie a knot in a spaghetti while it’s in my mouth.

THANK YOU RANDOM PERSON!

I have tought about this story for literally decades, and could never remember the title or remember it at a time when i could have looked it up.

very nice to read it again!