Secure your water.
Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?
They do, but it usually means they have trapped wind, and, if it isn’t resolved soon, that’s going to become everyone’s problem.
people did this without instructions for a long time and so can you.
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
See if you can go back. It’s awful out here.
If you’re on the internet it’s already too late for you.
Buy a home now, it won’t get any cheaper.
“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.”
― Mark Twain
Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
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Go back.
You’re already too far behind in schooling for any decent careers. Best luck in your next life.
Hope you chose the “rich parents” background or you’re gonna struggle the entire game.
Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.
Thats mostly true. You could also have a dying relative who could leave one to you as well.
True. You should have invested 69 years ago too. Such a looser
Should’ve bought 420 oz of gold 69 years ago, otherwise you’re screwed.
I’d double the bet.
Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world’s oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.
It’s too late to save the whales and the fish.
That’s doomer talk. Look on the bright side…
I’ll be back to edit once I figure out what to put.
Nope. There is nothing we can do to stop the inevitable collapse of vertibrate life in the ocean. This type of extinction event has happened at least two other times in the past. It’s not a matter of if at this point, but when. It could be 50-150 years.
It’s going to get very bad before humanity wakes up.
At least the politicians and billionaires won’t bear any consequences for it.
Hey, waitaminute! That’s not a good thing!
I’ll quote the original Twister:
“It’s coming right for us!”
“It’s already here.”
“I gotta go we go cows!”
“Right hand… red.”
It’s no good saving whales anymore
They’ve packed up and flew out their bowls
Carrying all other sea life in parcels
Addressed to a conquistador
You might become a Musk or Trump though
“Bro, your cash isn’t even controlled by any attribute; there’s no need to make INT and WIS dump stats.”
Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore
Don’t take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted
You seem to have not rolled into the nobility class. So you’ll be debuffed with the poor status.
Thank the heavens you weren’t “born yesterday…”
Edit: keep that smile. It will serve you well to be so happy, and to have something to smile about like that.
You are a good baby.
Also don’t listen to Celine Dion, she don’t know babies like you know babies… she did them wrong.
However, do listen to good babies. Don’t watch that show “Girls” on HBO unless it’s to observe someone being the opposite of a good person in general. Just don’t do what they do.
Be concerned about the actions of adults. However, don’t worry about the whims of adults, or their specific adult worries; they don’t know babies shit like you know babies shit.
Do, however, worry about everyone generally. Frankly they should worry about you too. That’s worth it and that’s okay.
Just don’t stop smiling.
bro ain’t born today.
Ok, I lied. I was born last week, sorry I’m a bit shy about my age. I haven’t solved differential equations yet.
*doubt
That is the face of someone who has mastered differential equations and they know how fucking cool that is.
I was thinking the same thing. Had 2, neither looked this awake or alert on day 1. Eyes barely open at all and really red.
Still sleepin and all newby ruby after a whole day? In this economy?
GL bro, they sound like duds.
r/lies foiled again
