• ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
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    16 minutes ago

    Good rule of thumb is breaking out of jail never helps your circumstance. What does help your circumstance is to call every cop a fucking cunt when they book you after blowing a .41.

    Just kidding, it does not help, they will forget to feed you for 2 days though.

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      10 minutes ago

      Ha ha, calling the cops booking you a cunt might lead to an early death. It’s south america now, nobody gives a shit. They have the power, be respectful.

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    11 minutes ago

    If it is a felony, as is the case with 3rd offense drunk driving charges in states I’m familiar with, or whatever it is, they will hunt you across the country. The feds will hunt you down for a misdemeanor I hear, especially for marijuana.

    But state misdemeanor charges are a bench warrant. They wait until you show on their radar, and they won’t generally extradite you farther than 100 miles.

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    2 hours ago

    It sounds like this person has hit rock bottom and keeps digging. They’re going to get themselves or others killed, and fleeing is only going to make all of this so much worse for everyone involved.

  • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    Third DWI? You should be forced into a program cause you have a problem … also, your vehicle should be crushed so you can’t drive drunk a 4th time.

  • Today@lemmy.world
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    Order something from any of the online cannabis vendors. It will come with a letter to law enforcement that the product you have is legal hemp, not marijuana. Do what’s required for the DUI. Doing anything else will teach you that the thing that seemed like a big problem was really just a medium size problem.

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    4 hours ago

    They’ll search the area, inform the public, but if only one person got out and they aren’t violent, it would probably just end up in wanted posters.

    So if this so-called person can manage to get out of the country, they’re good.

    However, if this person is driving drunk a third time, they should stay in jail. Maybe lose a foot or a hand.

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      1 hour ago

      However, if this person is driving drunk a third time, they should stay in jail.

      Getting caught a third time. Which probably means they’ve actually done it dozens to hundreds of times.

    • Don_Dickle@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 hour ago

      What about a person carrying an ounce of pot walking down the road? Everyone is so stuck on the DWI I just meant minor crimes.