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In bum.

She was right. Hate that.

I use a hungry cat. Lick lick lick lick shove (snooze) lick lick lick

No, those were done 2 years ago and they went out of business. Fuck off

Email from my father goes to spam.

If the economy was good I would buy good but it’s bad so I buy as good as I can.

I can’t read that without seeing cockpocket. I don’t think that’s what pepperoni is used for.

Nice rope hole screw tricky thing. I think I’ll make one for myself. Perhaps my cat will like it too.

I see you don’t spend much time in police stations.

All these adorable animals in my feed, how am I supposed to find the doom? 🥰

My boomer mother can burn water, so wtf are you on about the kids for?

The most common misconception is that the waffle has little containers. That’s just its exterior form.

It’s absorbent and crunchy. 🦄

The waffle requires patience and perfect timing.

Let’s continue this conversation on an app with payment options.

I have an image. I made it. I will give it to you if you watch a 60 second advertisement or sign up for my monthly images.

Can I count on you to like and subscribe?

Universal basic income is the only way to make free video hosting work. lol.

Those brain cells just made life complicated.

Agreed. Video is a lot of data. I’d be curious if a platform could ever exist that successfully reprogrammed content creators to NOT try for monitozation lengths (10 minutes) and NOT constantly say like and subscribe. Haha.

Do you whip your own cream or is it from the can/jar

They are more efficient and therefore better.

They’ll search the area, inform the public, but if only one person got out and they aren’t violent, it would probably just end up in wanted posters.

So if this so-called person can manage to get out of the country, they’re good.

However, if this person is driving drunk a third time, they should stay in jail. Maybe lose a foot or a hand.